Friday, December 09, 2005

Orally fixated

I bought a new toothbrush at Target, the Oral B Pulsar it’s called. When I first turned it on, I was taken aback at the ooomph this thing has. It’s a vibrator with bristles. I don’t know if my teeth are any cleaner, but it feels great on my clitoris.


Why is cherry juice so expensive?


Clinique for men let me down, I got a nice zit just in time for the office Christmas party. I prefer to think of it as an ornament, at least it will match my shirt.

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